Seven simple rules dating my daughters
You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.
If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.
However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
If the daughter gets caught, she can be kicked out of the house for bringing shame on the family. Because the daughter can get pregnant and that gets hard to hide after a while.
His “rules” sent a clear message: “What my daughter does is her own business, and you’ll answer to, not to me.” As the father of four daughters myself, I found this man’s laissez-faire attitude to be a little unsettling.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.
Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
"), I'm going to post this on the front door in 24 point font to ward off any potential suitors for my daughter. ******************* Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.
Is it any wonder most of these marriages only last a year or three at best?